Monday, June 6, 2011

Here are the results from last night's MTV Movie Awards...

...and they're about what you'd expect. Behold:

Best Male Performance
Robert Pattinson, "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

Best Female Performance
Kristen Stewart, "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

Best Fight
Robert Pattinson vs. Bryce Dallas Howard and Xavier Samuel, "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

Best Kiss
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

Best Jaw-Dropping Moment
Justin Bieber, "Justin Bieber: Never Say Never," Performance Spectacular

Best Villain
Tom Felton, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1"

Best Line From A Movie (New Category)
Alexys Nycole Sanchez, "Grown Ups": "I want to get chocolate wasted."

Best Scared-As-Sh*t Performance
Ellen Page, "Inception"

Best Movie
"The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

Best Comedic Performance
Emma Stone, "Easy A"

Best Breakout Star
Chloƫ Grace Moretz, "Kick-Ass"

Biggest Badass Star
Chloƫ Grace Moretz, "Kick-Ass"

-Joey's Two Cents: So...there's that. Thoughts?


  1. Well, at least Kick-Ass got some recognition.

  2. Robert I hope your being sarcastic.

  3. Well, look at it this way: if that stupid "chocolate wasted" line from Grown Ups can win, then anything should.

  4. Forget the Oscars! Here are the REAL prestigious film awards! *rolls eyes*